Dont Care, But Daddy Hates You

So tonight was the fun... I had a few drinks, more like 6 beers, more like 12 cause they were pint drinks, and a shot. I fell in love with the bar tender, she was a she, cool as shit!!! anyway, I got her a shot and she bought me a drink. All in all, I get somewhat warm, meaning at this time, I feel like I can somewhat rule the world.

Let me paint a picture for you. I am sitting outside with two of my friends (Let's call them Jstar, and Sam). I've known Jstar for about a year and a half now, and I've come to the realization that she is like me... meaning in we have sex, the world will stop. But, she's my friend and I stopped thinking about plowing her into the half a year of knowing her. Now she's my worst friend to hang with, her and I know what the fuck we are talking about when we don't even have to talk about. Sam, I just met about three months ago, and he looks like he should have an ax in one, and a big blue ox next to him.

How this title came to be, outside, we are chilling. I have to be honest, it is fucking cold I think I can be cool by not bringing in my jacket. I'm cold as shit, but then... I hear... Skanks. Yes, skanks, and Sam conforms this, with Jstars hatred of the ever growing party of legs and skimpy dresses. I did not think this could be at Mojos on Main. The Goth Place of Newark, but it is. There, a, I'm guessing 21st birthday party. Daddy's little girl will buy all the drinks that the card can afford.

Daddy;s little "girls" will do anything to get the attention that she wishes. They will do anything to get the attention. But instead I fall in love with the bar tender, which is awesome because not only do I get to do shots with her, she buys me a beer. Yes I am that cool. NOT really but being me, it feels pretty good to have a hot bar tender buy me a beer. Now Daddy issues is hot

Eric "Did I say happy Birthday?"
Daddyissues "NO! Thank you"
Eric "Buy you a shot?"
Daddyissues "SURE!"
Eric "Will this get me closer to fuck you?"
Daddyissues "WHAT?"
Eric "Moving On!"

I went back to Molly and say, Please drink with me, where she proceeded to do so.

All in all, Daddyissues will never be fucked by me. I've had to many "I hate my parents so I'm going to introduce you to them" type relationships, (tell me how that works out). I know this is kinda of a lame post but I still think it's kinda funny when the chicks who walk into a bar looking like they want to be fucked, turn out to be major posers and the ones behind the bar will love you till the end of time. I know that bar tenders will be your best friends, but I know that if Molly drank with me, she would love me!